Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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