Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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