I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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