The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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