Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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