why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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