haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
worst night to have a conscience
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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