You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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