In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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