its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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