Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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