at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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