dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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