id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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