i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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