Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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