whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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