Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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