She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
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Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Never underestimate the power of titties
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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