Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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