You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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