he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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