HIV tests are more positive than that guy
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
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It was confusing and full of hummus
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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