I need help removing her.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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