he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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