We need to rekindle our bromance
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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