Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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