She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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