Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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