She's JV to your varsity
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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