that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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