i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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