My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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