As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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