Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
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He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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