Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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