afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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