I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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