How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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