i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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