let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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