Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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