Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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