just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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