Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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