A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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