You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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