tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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