It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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