Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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