There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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