So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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