are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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