He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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