chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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