I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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