Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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