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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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